Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.

Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

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High speed projectile Launcher

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!

Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 6, 2022

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Top Speed

name for someone that likes going so fucking fast to the point where they are redlining the shit out their engine causing engine damage (driving so fast, top speed of the car is often achieved.)

Me: “Yo gangg, you gotta come thru i heard some BBL DEMONS were pulling up to the party in a few”

Gang: “SAY LE$$$$$. i’m going “top speed””

*gang never made it to the party :\*

by AllBlackLex November 16, 2023

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When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

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Speed

Naomi turley

I am speed, said Naomi Turley

by N turley March 12, 2021

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Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025

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