Shrimpin

When its cold out and your penis shrivels up. "Compare to shrinkage of the testicles except with the penis"

Yo dude what is it 45 degrees out here im shrimpin big time.

Man this pool is pretty chilly I think im gonna get in the hot tub to reverse the effects of my shrimpage.

by bigdaddyapplepants July 24, 2009

Shimp

When you have a very small scrotum.

Girl: "How were the size of his bools?"

Girl2: They were such a shimp it reminded me of 2 tiny raisins.

by Ryan Fanning December 9, 2008

shrimping

A gay guy cums in another mans ass hole and then sucks the giz out

bob and joe were shrimping last night

by franchesda May 13, 2005

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

shirmping

(Verb): Vomiting into a man and/or woman's anus and then eating the frothy mixture after it has been conjealed for at least 45 minutes.

I was totally shirmping that bitch at the emo show last night! It was so fucking cheeser dude!

by Wimpelton Gurfunkalumustinzinger August 4, 2006

shrimping

when a fag cums in another fags ass and sucks it out with a sraw

andy cooley is a shrimp boat captain, thats alot of shrimping

by mr peepers August 29, 2006

Deep Sea Shrimping

A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.

"When I finished with Faqwanda I went deep sea shrimping."
"Get out of my sight."

by Fillmore Slim June 25, 2004