i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022

If I see her on the way out, imma kick her

Something said about a girl who was being impolite

Bro1: that chick was being a bitch to you earlier, idk what was up with that.

Bro2: if I see her on the way out, imma kick her no cap

by Duck Kidnapper September 24, 2019

See Taiji new company is Byul Company ( K-pop )

See Taiji new company is Byul Company ( K-pop )

See Taiji new company is Byul Company ( K-pop )

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls

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:cheese:
`cheese`
(cheese)

im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls hello cheese

by you have been gnomed April 9, 2021

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003