ass scalpal

A word describing a person who is one or more of the following:
1. A jerk
2. A moron/idiot
3. A Douche

It is derived from the english word: Ass Goblin

1. Jeff: You just took my shit, you fucking ass goblin...
Ben: Did you just call me an ass scalpal?

2. "You're such an ass scalpal."

by porchmonkey251 October 6, 2008

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apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

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Scalding The Puppy

Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!

"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!

by Imapunkster February 18, 2012

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scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.

On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?

by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017

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An armchair specialists who lay under this misguided belief that they know more than experts in the field they enjoy discussing. Can vary from mildly to extremely annoying, often resorting to simplistic base insults when they either cannot prove their ideas or have their ideas disproven. Can also be referred to as paleoptologists.

Wow, this guy's arguing with an actual expert about the size of extinct animals. What a scaler.

by Manhole Man June 5, 2017

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