salty snack

1. A love interest. 2. A hot girl. (source: Bondi Hipsters)

"You can't go round Bondi chasing salty snacks all day."
"I heard you have a new Delicious salty snack"

by HippoHipsterLicious January 23, 2015

Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017

Salty Popcorn

A banking term popular amongst the homosexuals on Wall Street. It refers to the sexual act of one man allowing his ejacualte to drip down to his testicles, were it is then consumed dutifully by another man.

Me: They have a 550 FICO

Sputnik: Bro you know I can throw down on a deal like this, I run the salty popcorn crew! #WeGobbleItUp

by Salty Popcorn Krew July 29, 2018

salty donkey

When you do a women in the ass so hard that when you cum it makes her leg kick out like a donkey

I gave that girl such a good "salty donkey" that she broke the wall behind me

by Parker Hinthorne,Tommy Keenan October 10, 2008

salty dog

seafarer / pirate

He's been at sea for 2 weeks, what a salty dog!

by olyeh March 13, 2009

hawaiian salty dog

Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.

Tad and Chet performed a Hawaiian salty dog on Susie at the company Christmas party.

by Mick 'Normous and Jon Dough January 11, 2014

salty sam

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio

she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty sam...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"

by franc black May 9, 2008