O-sack-pophobia

A dangerous mental condition that quarterbacks in the NFL suffer from, especially those such as Tony Romo when they know they are about to get owned by dangerous players like Brian Orakpo of the Washington Redskins.

Omg, did you see Tony Romo and his O-sack-pophobia that led to the interception by DeAngelo Hall? Then all of a sudden, Santana Moss caught the ball from Jason Campbell and the Redskins won the game.

by Redskins_Own November 19, 2009

Turtle-back Sack

When a males scrotum is hard like a turtle's shell.

Man, these tighty whities gave me a turtle-back sack.

by Ank D. Holla January 8, 2009

She smacked on my nut sack

MAle genetalie that has been toyed around wiht a female lifeform.

OH man dude she done smacked on my nut sack.

by billy bong thornton June 15, 2004

lick my sack

what you say to someone when you're fresh out of clever retorts. (also, lick me sack)

some smart guy: "In my opinion your mother is a whore."
you: "Lick my sack."

by kyle marx April 15, 2003

sweating sack

when your sweating so bad the only way to describe it, is refer to how much your balls are sweating

dude its so hot im sweating sack

by foxsman October 24, 2008

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Ass Sack

When there is a ballsack hanging from someone's ass

When Tommy mooned me i swear on my life he had an ass sack!

by Captain Cunt August 29, 2009