computer rooter

those internet cyber sex pervert's

harry potter looks like one

by ozslang August 23, 2003

totally rooted

Australian slang, to be so shit faced you can hardly move or funtion . To make a total cunt of yourself whilst blind drunk or stoned.

Davo said:Bill died last night drowned in his own vomit
Mick said: no wonder he was "totally rooted"

by mickeeey June 21, 2009

gorks root

slang for performing oral sex on a male organ

Mary gorks root.

by tec5704 August 16, 2009

pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

raggin' roots

A term describing when one's artificial hair colouring has not been retouched for a time and a noticeable amount of their natural colour is shown in the rooting of the hair.

Dang, look at her raggin' roots, she needs to get her hair did.

by saveferris9 December 11, 2010

Head Root

A Head Root is tip or head of the male penis, the dickhead. The head root is the head and the root portion of the penis is the shaft of the penis. The term is often used as a noun to call someone a name similar to dickhead.

Hey headroot what's your problem? I bought the wrong sized condoms and they wouldn't even fit over my head root.

by vitlaw14 May 28, 2013

Happy Roty!

roty = rest of the year

Used by people that have no time to say “Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!”.

Man (on the street, running into a friend): I'm in a real hurry, but Happy Roty!
Friend: You too, man, see you 'round.

by benhauk December 20, 2013