Double Roast

A roast, in which one sentence roast the subject twice.

In the example, the subject is roasted twice by stating he can't hit a baseball, as well as a perpetrator of domestic violence.

Hey did you hear that sick Double Roast from UrinatingTree, "Hey Addison whaddya say, the only thing you're hitting is your girl today."

by tylerk1111 October 29, 2018

Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Mexican Jail slang for brown dick.

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.

by No homo 45 June 5, 2024

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016

National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.

Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023

Iraq Roast Game

The Iraq Roast Game happened Mar 20, 2003 to Dec 15, 2011 where Americans ate Iraqi children because Tony Hawk's underground was ruining children's minds.

That American is eating a child just like the Iraq Roast Game!

by Buying Mallins April 15, 2025

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023