Not Riding the Bus?

The act of standing or sitting far enough away from a public bus stop as to make it appear as though you are not actually waiting for it when in actuality you are but are too embarrassed for people to realize this fact.

Why's that dude sitting over there? We all know his broke ass is waiting for the bus and shit. I guess he's not riding the bus? Yeah right!!

by bigrobbo September 19, 2009

riding the vespa

When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.

by McGoohan March 21, 2005

sack riding

When a chick sits on your lap, crushing your nuts, while you roll 6 deep in a buick for an hour smoking pot.

Last night, Liz was sack riding bad.

by Johnald November 15, 2005

riding Mexican

Riding in the trunk of a car. Usually happens when the car with not enough seats for all your friends.

"Wait, I thought there were 7 of you, Joe's car only holds 5."
"Yeah, Steve and I were riding Mexican."

by el coche December 11, 2007

ridiot

Someone so completly pathetic that their a combination of a retard and an idiot.

As the the girl walked by with toilet paper stuck to her shoe, Rodrigo turned to Jose and said "Man what a ridiot, who can possibly manage that?"

by J blizzle April 27, 2005

ridin' my wave

1. To understand what someone is saying.
2. To be on board with an idea.

1. I'll take a half-chocolate/half-strawberry shake, but I don't want them mixed together. U ridin' my wave?

2. I'm goin' to get my drunk on, u ridin' my wave?

by Kim Crabb January 14, 2008

Riding the Majj

Referring to when a freshy is riding another freshy's cow

Bhagwant: Yo blud i heard Rinkesh is riding Bindoo's mum's majj!
Dhoola: No way yaar! He is Riding the Majj?
Bhagwant: Sach gal hai

Dhoola: Oh does ur majj want to dance?
Bhagwant: Nahhhi kendhi sang lagdi
Dhoola: Je naal nachenga tu, meh saari raath nachdi rahoo!

by Gurbashk September 30, 2008