reverse jenson

sitting on the toilet backwards while jacking off

I was caught sitting reverse jenson while whacking off to a poster on the wall.

by highest paid CO February 23, 2011

Reverse Creeping

(v) A specific condition that takes place during the practiced art of creeping in which a party leads another party into actively creeping on the first party for the first party's social, financial or sexual gain. Usually reverse creeps' schemes are carefully thought out, to the point of obsession, to maximize the creep factor, and more times than not, the creep factor ends up overriding the master scheme after the true nature of the reverse creeper is reviled. Most often manifests in lonely, nerdy, slightly good looking young males, but has been known to also occur in the corresponding females in rare cases.

Boy: How's that dude you were creeping on?

Girl: It's weird. He said yesterday that he was planning our first date for a long time, but we only officially met a week ago.

Boy: He was totally reverse creeping on you!

by AttilatheNun January 10, 2011

reverse blumkin

the act off masturbating into the toilet while shitting in the partners mouth.

Man! I cant belive you nailed that half court shot sitting down!! Its a good thing I love eating poop cause now I have to give you a reverse blumkin.

by e-Wood-master-flex-diddy April 6, 2010

reverse pregnancy

When a woman cums inside a man's penis.

A reverse pregnancy took place when a woman's secreted bodily fluid entered the man's urethra during sex.

by Babrikio July 25, 2008

Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.

Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.

by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011

reverse blowjob

reverse blowjob is when your lover carefully sucks your testicles into her mouth,then gently biting down, she reaches up and masturbates your cock

reverse blowjob can be stronly enpowering to your woman, she is in contol,she can cause great pleasure or great pain

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Reverse Brazilian

the removal of pubic hair from the perineum and surrounding areas via hot wax. The purpose is primarily aesthetic. It facilitates vertical fellatio between two men. The reverse Brazilian has become popular in the west coast homosexual party scene.

My legs are so sore from the vertical blow-job last night, but at least the dude had a reverse brazilian.

by Mr. Merriam-Webster January 19, 2010