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read my story

"Read my story" "no advertising allowed" "read my fucking story you god damn slut"
by ThatOtherDude1817 July 27, 2018
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dinners ready

When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"
DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.
by Rocketmonkey456 December 18, 2019
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reading

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."
by EL_Mark March 18, 2015
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Read

When a girl leaves you on read it usually means one of two things. She’s either not interested, or she’s having a huge gangbang with that dude she told you not to worry about.
Shortly after a girlfriend left me on read, my friend sent me a video of that girl holding hands with another guy....
by Anallover69420 November 13, 2018
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rear admiral

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy style position. The giver then uses his hands to knock the recievers hands out from under them causing them to fall on their face. You are promoted to a Rear Admiral when you can push your partner anywhere in the room without using your hands.
I did a rear admiral with your girl friend last night.
by SantaClaws488 October 18, 2004
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read 9:48

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.
Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*
by Hunter1910 December 31, 2015
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oven's ready

something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking
yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite
by serious numchuk skills January 17, 2008
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