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Reality

The universal form of resistance. Whatever resists us is reality.
by Mike Epstein November 8, 2003
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on some real shit

Usually used when a conversation is on some trivial bullshit then a nigga gets real about what's being discussed
"niggs that bitch is dirty son, don't even fuck with that, she's hurt too -- fuck that bitch"

"nah yo on some real shit, she be getting deep yo, I've seen her on some realness when she's not around her bitches"
by mr deckard October 18, 2008
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reality-based community

Those who put their trust in the facts, as opposed to those who rely on faith. A senior White House aide spoke derisively of the "reality-based community" to reporter Ron Suskind, and the meme spread rather quickly among those who don't think you can get pregnant from masturbation.
Just about anyone who doesn't like Bush.
by Xyzzy January 18, 2005
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Real Shin Megami Tensei Game

A phrase used by people who will never feel the touch of a women.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE, DemiKids Dark Version, DemiKids Light Version and Shin Megami Tensei: Synchronicity Prologue are all examples of "real" Shin Megami Tensei games.
Play a Real Shin Megami Tensei Game like DemiKids or Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE.
by IdkCumGuzzlingSlutsOrSomething November 26, 2020
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1-800-not-a-real-number.com

1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.

2. used when someone asks you for your number

3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number

4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"

2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"

Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

3. John "What's Amber's new number?"

Danielle "Why do you need it?"

John "Uhhhh"

Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"

John "Blackmail her."

Danielle "No!"

John "Just tell me!!!"

Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)

4. Scott "How did you get his number?"

Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
by kadaeto January 13, 2011
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reppin real

reppin real is basically representing realness as a whole while doing everyday things, showing others ways to keep it real during the simplest and most difficult tasks.
Chad: holla cuz, keep it real aiight
Arthur: fo shizzle, im reppin real
Chad: word out
by Diego88 October 7, 2006
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realitician

An individual (usually working in a call center) who understands people only know what they are told. Consequently reality is controlled.
The realitician knows that despite the fact he failed to enter the customer's PO yesterday he can put it up today and blame the order entry system (or shipping, or the fax machine...).
by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006
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