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A phrase used by lonely twitter users to help single that they are fatherless and in need of psychiatric help.
Bob: Man I hate school.
Jason: Ratio.
Bob: Shut up Jason your dad left when you were nine.
by BigDickMcMike July 30, 2021
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Ration

It's like a ratio but with an 'n'.
Ration
by ProSexMan January 29, 2022
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FM radio struck

FM radio struck occurs when every song you hear on the radio while driving home from night class reminds you of a special someone. All lyrics from different songs somehow manage to make you miss this person and their love, think of this person, wish that person was there with you and feel a sharp ache in your chest cavity. Whilst experiencing this condition blurred vision, attention diversion, heat exhaustion, and cardiac abnormalities may occur. It effects roughly 29% of the world population. Further research needs to be done to investigate the origins of this condition.
Ex 1 Traffic lights are red
- Missed change in traffic light while in deep thought about special someone. Exemplary symptoms included hearing loss to surround sounds, vision loss, altered states of consciousness. Finally snaps out of it when the Donkey behind hoots his horn

Ex 2. Driving along road
- attention is diverted because you are so into the lyrics of the song you forget everything else and your thoughts, consciousness and awareness are all consumed by the thoughts of that special person. you experience swerving into the other lane and almost hitting another car.

FM radio struck - can be dangerous but euphoric at the same time
by FmRadioStruck.traveler June 1, 2010
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currency ratio

ratio of palms needing 'greased' compared to the amount of palms 'offering' currency.
the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!

SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)

this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
by michael foolsley August 8, 2010
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Crotch to crotch ratio

Dancing (grinding) front to front. Usually occurring at a rave between a girl and a guy.
Chloe: Did you see me and (insert guy's name here) at the rave? WE HAD CROTCH TO CROTCH RATIO!!!

Everyone: Whoa!!! :D
by WallabyLovesVF February 23, 2011
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tit to ass ratio

The ratio of boob to ass. Can't have too much or too little
That girl's tit to ass ratio was perfect.
by Hangster45 August 9, 2017
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C.B. Radio

AKA Cock Block Radio. When a girls friend yells from one room to another to try and get her friend to leave while her friends with another guy performing some type of sexual favor
Sally is with Jimmy in the bedroom hooking up with him. Jill finds out, and from a different room yells, "Hey Sally we gotta go soon, you should come in here!!" Completely cock blocking Jimmy. Jill just performed the C.B. radio, what a bitch.
by Sheriff J-Sauce May 10, 2010
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