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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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Roasting

1. (verb: Roasting) cooking a food (typically meat) over a fire
2. (adjective: Roasted) the way food has been cooked.
3. (noun: roasted) Insulting someone on the internet.
1. Carl: what are you doing?
Joe: I'm roasting chicken.

2. Carl: Those roasted potatoes look delicious.

3. Richard: I'm confused why homeless people can have cellphones
Joe: You're confused about how a home costs more than a phone? Is this your first day on earth?
by murderous moth May 2, 2022
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Factual Roast

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017
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roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.
Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!
by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017
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Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.
Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.
by justaodthings April 10, 2025
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Truckie's Roast

You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
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roasting the trout

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....
by pin-up October 8, 2014
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