roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Ginger flaming roast

when you roast your GINGER science teacher with a heated up cast iron rod, inserting the red hot rod into your ginger teachers asshole and yelling ROAST ROAST ROAST YEEE BOY ROAST

"I gave my teacher a Ginger flaming roast for christmas!"
"Did she like it?"
"She was sure gasping for breath!"

by gingermaniac May 13, 2010

Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich

Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.

Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

self roast

An act of roasting yourself in a discord server

(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL

by Nothingwastaken May 26, 2022

Roast

sexual intercourse

I'm going to roast that baddie

by Bilirubin September 17, 2023