Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.

Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

purple dino

Barny the idiot

The purple dino lost his job

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018

purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple

If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you

by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018

Pure shite

British/Irish colloquial term for rubbish/awful/terrible

The movie was pure shite

by Nikkdo March 5, 2018

pure cunt

Someone who is a pure cunt

You are a pure cunt

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018

purple day

held on december 30th, purple day is celebrated to honour those you will love and trust for a long time 💜

"because today is purple day, we need to love those around us."

by treadinglowkey December 29, 2018

Purpp Day

Purpp Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on May 15, the birth date of Smokepurpp, on that day every screams esketit as a celebration chant.

What we doing on Purpp Day?

by based4eva June 14, 2019