dutch oven pro

when you shit in a trash bag and stick your head in the trash bag and take a deep breath.

"last night i was at this chicks house and in walked into the bathroom and she was dutch oven pro'ing herself!"

by WAZZAM March 22, 2010

minecraft pro

The people who still live in their parents basement and dropped out of elementary school just to get good at Minecraft PvP with hacks

The minecraft pro has no life.

by CTCreepers September 21, 2017

MLG-Pro

Usually a gamer who plays first person shooters on either playstation or xbox. Most MLG-Pros are not actually Major League Gaming Pros, just little children or teenagers that can get a positive KD (kill to death ratio) and think they are cool and boast to everyone about it.

These MLG-Pros also don't have much to do with their lives but play call of duty or Halo and occasionally get a online girlfriend that they will never meet because they are too young to travel by themselves to meet them.

Also MLG is for halo so everyone on call of duty who is an MLG-Pro is obviously stupid!

The 10 year old child thought he was a MLG-Pro because he got a positive KD against bots on call of duty black ops 2

by FunnyLlamaDonkey April 17, 2015

Quid Pro Hoe

A phrase used to describe a specific type of relationship where a bro will preform any sort of favor or service in exchange for sexual intercourse with a hoe.

Matt: "Bro, Niki let me fuck last night, all I had to do was help her with her accounting homework."

James: "Are y'all dating now?"

Matt:"Nope, it's a classic Quid Pro Hoe situation. We just bang when I help her out."

by JJSuave September 25, 2017

uber pro gamer

A gamer who has achieved excellence a game.
One who owns all.
One who is 1337 or leet

An example of pro gamer is someone in the CPL

by Acidic_Content June 6, 2005

MacBroke Pro

The name given to the MacBook Pro by those who can't afford the extremely high price point or those who are just Apple haters.

Luke: Hey man did you see that Apple just came out with their new MacBook Pros?!

Me: Ya, you mean the MacBroke Pro. I'm never gunna sell out and buy one of those. PC 4 Lyfe!

by The Real Millz November 19, 2010

Airpods Pro

Two pieces of shit that avoid you from looking broke.

Broke Airpods user: Hey see I got airpods.

Airpods Pro user: Sorry I got active noise cancellation. What did you say?

by AIRPODS PRO USER November 4, 2019