Daniel Paxton

The true epitome of woe, this man is so entrapped in his own sadness that the world around him is a grey cloud

Everything is going wrong for me rn, I'm such a Daniel Paxton

by Exodus19 July 26, 2024

Dirty Peyton

When you do a girl but she backs out half way threw do you have to finish on your dog, but the dog walks out on you so you have to call your bro over do you can finish but it’s been to long and you can’t find your close because your girl threw them out so you ask him if you guys want to watch Phineas and ferb but your bro awkward he strips so it reliefs tension but it’s just adds more tension but he can’t find his clothes because the naked troll took his clothes so we decided to just watch the show but there’s a draft so you guys have to cuddle in silence, and in the morning you wake up to someone knocking at your door and it’s your mother and your bro still at your house and your both naked so bro hides with the naked troll in the magical closet, and your mom comes in to see you naked so she leaves but when you go to open the magical closet your friend has lived 100 lifetimes and he hasn’t aged then he jumps out your window and kills himself and the naked troll comes out and says “ he killed him self with that, huh litaway”

Dude I did a dirty Peyton at my house and it was chill asf

by Nich cutting ham August 5, 2024

adult Peyton

When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.

Man I’m about to run an adult Peyton on this hamster

by The hampster September 16, 2023

mr panton

deputy head of chis and sid who is probably 5 foot and has a passion for making children cry. his hobbies include being northern, sport of some kind and shouting at the year 7s for pushing in the canteen queue. his weakness ishis height.

person 1: “shit hide your phone mr panton’s here!”

person 2: “thanks you just saved me from the biggest northern lecture of all time”

by year7scaresme March 3, 2025

Clean Paxton

When you find a dead hooker and inseminate every hole of her, however, to maintain cleanliness, proceed to lick every oraface of her body clean afterwards, remaining her to her natural state and leaving her where you found her.

Dude I didn't have pussy in months and had to pull a Clean Paxton the other night

by orafacecleanr June 24, 2025

Rommel-Patton syndrome

The historical occurrence when a leader or influential person gains their reputation through charisma and propaganda and not necessarily capability or success.

Our last boss was a textbook case Rommel-Patton syndrome.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

even and peyton

A good couple. They are both super short and are super cute together.

Wow look it is Even and Peyton

by lol lol lol lol lol lol lol February 13, 2018