patrick fisk

Your mom usually likes him as much as she likes eating cheetos.

Often a cake-lover.

"Patrick fisk, could you please stop eating cake? "

by Pattelei March 16, 2017

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

Patrickism

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.

John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*

by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022

Patrick

There are two types of Patricks:

(1) Patrick seastars
(2) Patrick - students of physics

The second Patrick is the best Patrick. He is smarter then asians and faster then lions.
Girls say he is a great guy. Big heart but small wiener.

Recommendations: 10 out of 10.

Patrick name.

by münchnergesindl November 22, 2021

patrick

a funny little fella who LOVES diet coke

patrick? the kid who’s known for having a middle part? yeah, he’s pretty cool.

by rigbydn February 11, 2022

Patrick Cleary

An absolute dick head of a person. Shit at everything and is a horrible person to be around

THat guy is a Patrick Cleary

by scadadlescadoodle your dick is August 30, 2020

Patrick Lyoya

Strangulation.

Grand Rapids police are commonly trained with the Lyola technique. It’s very useful and appropriate.

I’m gonna do a Patrick Lyoya on you!

by doorn February 15, 2024