by Kingofdick June 18, 2019
Get the Bologna ponymen mug.A term derived from the far east side of Indianapolis. Describes a ponytail with just a few short strands of hair that sits on top of a woman's head and the rest of the hair is gel'd down (most likely matted).
by CandyCurve April 19, 2017
Get the post road ponytail mug.A ponytail holder as described by a man out of touch with pop culture. He hails from some weird state like MissourAAAAh. He recently met the greatest woman ALIVE and is thanking his lucky stars on the daily that she has 'saved' him from a life full of open source code and sausage parties.
My cat just ate my ponytailer and is gonna be sick later.
My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut my hair short like a man...
My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut my hair short like a man...
by Erin, the greatest woman alive March 14, 2011
Get the Ponytailer mug.see tool.A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look.
by slimjim095 November 2, 2011
Get the ponystroker mug.A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.
by greenmonster733 December 12, 2013
Get the Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl mug.The combination of the words 'Pony' and 'Boat'
A 'Ponyboat' is an object which is amateur in it's design and/or function. It is lackluster in every single aspect, and is garbage to use and complete bullshit. Ponyboating can be also used to describe the shortcomings or ridiculousness of a person, place, concept, idea, or situation. It is a versatile word that can replace other adjectives for use in describing something.
You would never want to Ponyboat someone you like.
A 'Ponyboat' is an object which is amateur in it's design and/or function. It is lackluster in every single aspect, and is garbage to use and complete bullshit. Ponyboating can be also used to describe the shortcomings or ridiculousness of a person, place, concept, idea, or situation. It is a versatile word that can replace other adjectives for use in describing something.
You would never want to Ponyboat someone you like.
"That computer is terrible...I don't want to every be stuck on that Ponyboat again"
"No, Chief I was riding that Ponyboat for three years, and I aint ever going back."
"Welp I missed the Gravy Train....Looks like I'm going to have to take the Ponyboat."
"Dude you're such a messy roomate, stop Ponyboating me and clean up the fucking kitchen."
"My car has been giving me a lot of trouble lately. Duh that's what you get for buying a Ponyboat."
"I should've been working, but instead I was just Ponyboating around."
"No, Chief I was riding that Ponyboat for three years, and I aint ever going back."
"Welp I missed the Gravy Train....Looks like I'm going to have to take the Ponyboat."
"Dude you're such a messy roomate, stop Ponyboating me and clean up the fucking kitchen."
"My car has been giving me a lot of trouble lately. Duh that's what you get for buying a Ponyboat."
"I should've been working, but instead I was just Ponyboating around."
by MidnightRider November 15, 2012
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