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flinging a pineapple

To remove the core of a pineapple and then put it over your penis and have intercourse and then once it is full of bodily fluids you fling it at a unsuspecting victim
man i was flinging a pineapple at a nun yesterday like a boss! :D
by Pineapple Guru January 11, 2011
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prickly pineapple

The act of inserting an inverted pineapple up ones anus to achieve sexual stimulation.
Thank god I didn't fart while I was getting that prickly pineapple
by macwehle January 21, 2011
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half pineapple

A cross between a yoga pose and a sexual act that's as difficult to master as is cutting a pineapple in half.
So me and kirsten totally pulled off the coveted half pineapple last night. My legs are gonna be sore for weeks
by tank mcgriffith November 14, 2011
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german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit
You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin
by BEEFCAKE89 May 8, 2016
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Salty pineapple

When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.
Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple
by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017
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