penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.

Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.

by ribblesworth November 17, 2010

Penguin Walker

When someone sags their pants so much they they waddle like a penguin

I was waling down the hallway and the person in front of me was a penguin walker.

by botsswannachockolata December 17, 2010

pengeance

Vengeance with a pen

Vengeance by shoving a pen into any hole in the body of the victim. Bleeding must occur inside the hole which the pen is being shoved, if not it is just a weird way to commit revenge.

LEADER: What do we want!?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Pengeance!
LEADER: When do we want it!?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Now!

by NJDevil January 9, 2011

penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.

"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."

by Vanh0 October 22, 2011

Pengborning

To use lumpy gravy as a lubricant during anal sex

"I'd give her such a pengborning"

by Dr.Jones October 6, 2012

pengleberry

The highest skunk money can buy

this shit is the pengleberry

by siplooo 78 December 8, 2013

penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.

I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.

by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014