The act of placing your penis in an unknowing females open palm while she is either asleep, or not paying attention; with hopes of a desirable reaction.
by jdcthemayor February 19, 2010
Get the Palming mug.Little Jonny had 1 too many tacos for lunch. As he was squeezing out his turd, a nice solid piece came out but that was followed by a loud and messy hershey squirt. Little Jonny just made an Arnold Palmer, half solid shit, half diarrhea.
by Bad Stomach April 9, 2010
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another word for anabolic steroids. underground word for human growth hormone.
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop
joe: you are looking hella ripped bro
sam: thanks
joe: have you been working out a lot?
sam: not really, but palmer builds muscles a lot faster
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by His Litle Frend April 29, 2009
Get the palmer mug.just like the Lehigh Valley Network are lying sacks of shit and don't actually want thier patients with hearts of gold to breathe. Lose focus quite easily.
Palmerton Health Network just sent me a paper in the mail saying I was approved from a certain corporation, and the corporation sent me a letter saying they needed proof of income or I'm not accepted.
Palmerton Health Network is full of nazi killing syco and jews who are homophobes.
Palmerton Health Network is full of nazi killing syco and jews who are homophobes.
by billygoatvogue May 1, 2010
Get the Palmerton Health Network mug.The act of being extremely sexually gratified by a member of the Palmer family to the extent of becoming mentally incapacitated.
1. She was Palmerized so good, she didn't mind his side chicks.
2. She was so Palmerized, she was wiling to take a beat down.
3. Palmerization had her arguing all over TOTT.
2. She was so Palmerized, she was wiling to take a beat down.
3. Palmerization had her arguing all over TOTT.
by Mrs. Chocolate TOTTer October 26, 2011
Get the Palmerize mug.Someone given to masturbating using the palm of their hand, usually a male. Otherwise known as a wanker.
He's a total "palmer".
by Lanaland May 13, 2013
Get the palmer mug.1) When a handjob is given by someone who has put sand on their hands to create a rough, abrasive surface.
2) When a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.
Either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.
2) When a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.
Either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.
1) She was mad at me, so when I wasn't looking, she grabbed a handful of sand and gave me a sandy palmer that chaffed the hell out of my piece!
2) I was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!
2) I was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!
by peavler May 10, 2011
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