early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

jungle wood

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness

My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom

by Bray00009 November 16, 2014

Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.

Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.

by HeavyK March 19, 2012

Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"

Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"

by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013

Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell

Aye nigga this wood clockin

by Moetherealest June 8, 2022

snapped wood

geting ur dick worked fast

jim got snapped wood from shirley

by Asian Toad June 23, 2011

Yarl's Wood

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.

I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.

by Bitumen June 14, 2016