Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

Bucky Alarm Clock

Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.

“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”

“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”

by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018

Skibidi Clock

Brain-rot slang for “what time is it?”

“Hey Emani, skibidi clock?”

Emani: “it’s 4:45!”

by BrothaUgh8511 July 11, 2024

clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

Clock It

A phrase used when arguing or agreeing with someone stating a fact against someone else while being extremely right in the argument.
Or used as saying shut up to someone.

Emma - “Girl that’s why your boyfriend left you for me”
Jasmine - “CLOCK IT”

by anonymous June 19, 2024

danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.

stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr

by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011

Japan 'o Clock

The hour in video games where Japanese players are the most active. Expect to get absolutely destroyed by players who are 10x above your skill level.

Friend 1: "Man, we're getting absolutely destroyed by the enemy team every game now!"
Friend 2: "It's more than likely Japan 'o Clock at the moment."

by MysticTactician May 13, 2022