paper towel math

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.

John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.

by Nick Steele August 7, 2021

Paper VS Tree

A piece of poop

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!

by Noah Trahar April 18, 2018

Go eat paper

This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021

toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.

Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.

by Telephony March 26, 2020

Paper Bag Syndrome

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face

So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.

by worsethanaids August 11, 2010

The Class Toilet Paper

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class

Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

by waka mcwaka March 14, 2011

in pen and paper mode

Using the traditional method of writing something with pen and paper

The university exams will be held in pen and paper mode rather than online.

by birbaljha December 3, 2020