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Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
by Kylosis October 26, 2010
mugGet the Chair Tipmug.

chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!
*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"
by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018
mugGet the chairmug.

yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.
Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
by originofscience July 10, 2011
mugGet the yawn chairmug.

rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!
Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!
by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019
mugGet the rusty chairmug.

chair

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”
by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020
mugGet the chairmug.

Taller in a chair

When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 15, 2023
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Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked
I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.
by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022
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