Damn son

When you catch your son doing something irritating or annoying, perhaps in a way that would make you shout and shake your fist in the air.

Son: please pay your taxes
Father: ARGH, not this again! Damn son! *shakes fist*
Son: please don't hit me again

by VocabulaRay January 22, 2022

Pin in my son

A very weird person that doesnt know proper grammer and is very short.

That pin in my son makes me want to commit arson

by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020

Son of a Sea Cook

A polite way of indicating something is wrong, a bother or an annoyance

“Son of a Sea Cook”!

by Sonofaseacook July 01, 2024

Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.

Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!

by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021

Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.

John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."

by WordofTheFalcon July 03, 2020

Son gun

Another name for a penis.

Babe, when I get home from work, I’m going to pound your meat tunnel like an animal until I fire my son gun so deep inside your puckering cervix that you’ll be pregnant before I pull out.

by JGnostikal May 31, 2024

son of porn

worth than old edition
no verbal problem

son of porn

by bondz97 June 06, 2018