Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash
She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick
by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022
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Johnny long face

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “
by Fulmetl August 11, 2018
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Johnny Welly man

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's
Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away

Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend
by Jupiter 06 August 21, 2021
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Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.
"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"
by The Sandal Wearer August 12, 2016
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18 And Life with Johnny

The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”
Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!

B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?
by Bundty September 13, 2023
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The Johnny Reservo Effect

When an opinion is deconstructed to such a fundamental level that the person/group holding the point of view have to contradict the core idea and in doing so have their mind changed.
"Wow, I just had my mind changed!"

"That's the Johnny Reservo Effect."
by Bill Holden August 31, 2019
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johnny nguyen core

a lifestyle aesthetic based around a 5.0 gpa, having really weird uber drivers, and watching gilmore girls on the same desk space everyday after school. this also entails knowing everything and nothing about chemistry class and constantly referring to oomf on corresponding private snapchat stories. understanding johnny nguyen core goes deeper than just a hit 2006 show about rory and loralai with a side of uber eats chick-fil-a, but also goes into the mindset of someone on true demon time. a menace and a cupcake. that is johnny nguyens core.
a: did you see that guy wearing blue fuzzy slippers?
b: omg yes! that is SO johnny nguyen core!
by kaleidokiki March 04, 2022
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