by @yo-demons-itz-me-ya-boiii November 11, 2019
A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
by ScruffyNuffy July 03, 2018
always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
by user385011 November 22, 2021
Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!
by Terrysuki July 25, 2022
When 2 or more buddies ejaculate at roughly same time and have interconnected thoughts and understanding of each other.
Guy 1: you parked the car wrong
Guy 2: no I didn’t
Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync
Guy 2: no I didn’t
Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync
by Over-all-killer365 March 05, 2020
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020