by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017
Get the relationship manager mug.I'm not having a relationship Meg. You shut the fuck up about it. You're going to let the piece of shit imposter do the thing you are trying to socially engineer me into not doing? No. Not allowed. You're also not allowed to tell me anything anymore Meg. You status has been permanently revoked because you tried to do that to me.
Hym "So no you're not waiting for me to have a relationship and if you don't stop waiting for me to do shit that I'm not ever going to fucking do I'm going to stop negotiating things entirely and I'm just going to start issuing edicts. Not that this isn't an edict but if the imposter is or has done the thing that you are trying to stop me from doing, I am, in fact, going to do that explicitly and you're in not position to tell me otherwise. You do the thing I said there is not fucking deadline. Stop fucking waiting."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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noun
A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:
1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.
2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.
3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.
4 Any children take the father’s last name.
A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.
noun
A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:
1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.
2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.
3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.
4 Any children take the father’s last name.
A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.
by rulameda June 1, 2025
Get the semi-egalitarian relationship mug.A new-logo salesperson who views developing strong, lasting relationships with his prospects as a precursor to closing the deal.
Effective relationship hunters get to know their prospects very well and are more likely to not only close the deal but are also more likely to get repeat business even if their buyer moves to another company.
by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018
Get the Relationship Hunter mug.We don't have one. We're not friends. You are stealing from me. I do not want to share my success with you because you did not contribute in a meaningful capacity and while I suffered without the proceeds of my out efforts I did so ALONE.
Hym "I have no relationship. Anyone claiming to have a relationship with me is lying. I don't have a partner. I am working alone and seem to be the only one not benefiting from my own labor."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
Get the Relationship mug.Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut
Kate: no you're the gross slut
Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.
Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
Kate: no you're the gross slut
Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.
Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like
by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016
Get the What relationship goals really are mug.The relationship between a creator, celebrity, or other person with a following towards there followers, akin to a Parasocial Relationship but reversing the dynamic.
by TheLoyalOrder November 3, 2023
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