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pixel ninja

Someone strong like Jedi in the ways of graphic design. He is capable of creating with the fury of a thousand sun gods. His skills are many and his weaknesses few.
Dude, that guy's like a total pixel ninja with that Adobe stuff.
by adakis May 19, 2011
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Ninja Monkeys

minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas
good samuri: i will defete you!!

bad samuri: we'll see if you can get past my NINJA MONKEYS!!!
by Matt-man September 17, 2004
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Ninja Slap

A game involving a group of people (usually over three). Everyone must get in a circle and on the count of three, must take a random pose. After that, going clockwise, one person at a time must try to slap another person's hand (any person). If the person hits another person's hand, the person who was hit must leave the circle. Whether successfully hitting or missing, one must stay in that pose. Only the person who's turn it is and the person who he/she has aimed for may move at a time. The person who is aimed for doesn't go next; the next person is always to the left of the person who just went. The game ends once only one person is left. This game is usually played to pass the time.
Today, in line for the concert, we played ninja slap while the others in line watched in disbelief with a confused look on their faces.
by KzN October 3, 2009
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Toxic Ninja

A drink that consists of grapejuice, rum, and sugar
"mmm this is deliciously squizito"
"what is it?"
"a toxic ninja"
by YoungYulia September 15, 2006
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glowstick ninja

Noun (Derogatory) - A person who haphazardly whips double-glowsticks or glowropes around in a fashion vaguely resembling the use of nunchaku, with little to no regard of the people or property around them. Frequently responsible for causing minor bruising, spilled drinks or ashtrays, and generally ruining everyone's good time.
Dude, I was having an awesome time at the club last night, until this fucking glowstick ninja came out of nowhere and swung his stupid ass rope into my face!
by Mephestys July 5, 2010
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Ninja

n. A warrior originating from feudal Japan who specializes in the art of stealth, assassination, sabotage, and molesting people without them even noticing. Ninjas are around anymore, but the term can still be used to describe one who is very sneaky, clever, sly or just a bad ass in general.

Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active:

1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white.

2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum.

3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds.

4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months

5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY

6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week.

7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them

8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves.

9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution.

10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video
Person #1: "Would you rather be a Ninja or a Samurai?"

Person #2: "Yes"
by superdawge October 9, 2009
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the ninja-ghost-sex move

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.
Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.
by Isauce August 20, 2006
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