cillian murphey

bathroom

I need to go find cillian murphey.

by eoevans April 13, 2024

max Murphy

Kids a bitch and sucks at track

Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track

by Mysterious Plum April 30, 2024

Chalk Murphy

A sweat or savory treat from a gas station or grocery store.

“I’m going to the gas station, anyone need anything?” “ Yeah gimme a lil Chalk Murphy.”

by AverilAdvil December 31, 2024

aoife murphy

An insane blonde (really brunette) with a serious shopping addiction. Extremely delusional always hating on boys even though there the best person in the world.

“Hey look at that brunette thats 6,6 and insanely ugly”
“oh its probably just aoife murphy”

by Aoifemurphyhater February 9, 2025

Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.

We just did the Freddie Murphy

by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025

A Murphy

Noun. When a man is set up to be robbed, the victim thinks he is going to meet a woman. Typically done when a woman sets up a man, asking him to come over, but another man or group shows up to rob him. More rarely, a man will catfish another man by pretending to be an attractive or easy woman to get a man's address or get that man to come to a sketchy location. Not a scam, this is always done in person.

How'd he hit the lick?

He caught 'em with a murphy.

by TallTanuki June 10, 2025

Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025