carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

by Frogz June 17, 2006

bearded meat muncher

A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.

That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.

by dosomefatchick November 22, 2007

Munchies

the extreme rush of wanting food

A man with bloodshot eyes stumbles into the kitchen: He opens the fridge and starts to devour...
"Damn, that brother got a case of the motherf*&&in munchies...wait a sec, so do I...im blitted..."

by StonerANON October 29, 2003

Butt Muncher

1. A person whom likes the taste of feces

2. A person whom prefers an alternitive toungue scraper

"Ewww Tobian! You use pubic hair instead of floss?! Dude, youre a butt muncher!"

by k bean October 6, 2009

Butt Munching

TO FUCKING MUNCH ON SOMEONES HUGE ANUS HOLE.

"Man, I wanna munch on someones huge butt anus hole" - Butt Munching

by Andrew and Owen October 10, 2008

munchable

Munchable is a platonic friend (mainly of the opposite sex) who you like to cuddle and hang out with but would never ever date.

Oh, that girl? Yeah, she's just a munchable. We hang out but I wouldn't date her.

by Jim E. April 14, 2007

Munchie

The mean ass stoner girl who's always up for anything 100% savage all the time

Damn munchie so savage

by Nuggets4lyfe April 15, 2017