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Get the Moose on the bus mug.In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021
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Get the Moose Plug mug.To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
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