Morning Star

When your fresh shaved nuts grow back hair making yur nuggets extra spiky and prickly. Often stabbing you in the dick.

Oh shit! My morning star just stabbed my dick! *grabs balls to reposition them*

by Derik V October 20, 2008

Morningwood

This backyard sport is a favorite for people who cannot afford a ping pong table but still wish to play. Morningwood consists of a sheet of plywood elevated to the standard height of a ping pong table. This can be done with anything from wooden stands to an old tree stump in the backyard. The rules are the same as regular ping pong with 4 exceptions. The first is that the table much be a sheet of plywood, and the second is that all paddles must be hand made out of a 3 foot long 2 by 4. The length of the wood must remain within 2.5 and 3 feet, but the player can carve out any shape he wishes to fit his playing style as long as the length remains within the allowable range. The third is that the net must be a 2 by 4. The fourth is that you can hold your "paddle" anywhere. Moving hand grips and adjusting your style is key in a match. Preferably played in the morning as the name suggests.

Styles

Savage: This is the most basic playing style. It consists of using the entire 2 by 4 unmodified. In otherwords you play with the original block of wood given. This style is known for long reaches as well as powerful shots. Savage players can also utilize both ends of "paddle" for greater versatility.

Altered Savage: This consists of creating a small handle at one end of the savage for grip and weight reduction. This is known for faster, more accurate and predictable shots as well as less range and power.

More styles will be updated when created...

Morningwood is a form of backyard table tennis only involving pieces of wood and ping pong balls.

by Rzrunner April 9, 2008

early morning pancake fart

To go and do a poo.
After having a big feed of pancakes for breakfast, you may feel like you need to fart, only to realise that there is more to it than just wind. So, you can use this expression to politely excuse yourself from the room without having to go into details of your need for sudden releif..

"Excuse me, I have to do an early morning pancake fart."

by PepeFlara August 21, 2006

Morning Stars

When a man masturbates up until almost ejaculating, slowly wakes up his gf/wife, yells "Morning!" and blows his load in her eyes. She'll be seeing stars all morning.

"So I heard Joe gave gave Suzzy some Morning Stars the other day, haven't heard from him since..."

by Lulzmazterr February 13, 2010

morning beast

The worst kind of morning breath. That ain't no morning BREATH!, that's morning BEAST!!

Damn! That lady has some BAD Morning Beast!!

by Southern Chrome December 6, 2004

morning forest

morning wood, to the extreme

morning wood? forget that. i had an effing morning forest!

by [christy] December 26, 2008

monking

A term used to describe an individual playing a healer in the game Guild Wars. Most oftentimes, players suck at monking because they over-heal, wasting energy, or lack the ability to concentrate on red bars going down.

Gee, Leon sure sucks at monking. Maybe he should play a W/Mo instead.

by steven steve December 11, 2007