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Dirty Monkey

When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.
After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!
by Spainard October 23, 2011
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porch monkey-spear chucker

Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!
by B-rad G September 20, 2005
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Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.
"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."
by JHall1790 January 11, 2009
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monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.
I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.
by BXplicit December 9, 2008
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Monkey Troll

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.
Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).
by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010
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Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"
by alynmo May 15, 2010
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monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.
Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013
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