grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

by lucascdf October 2, 2019

national grab ass month

ANYONE CAN GRAB ANYBODYS ASS ALL MONTH

Its national grab ass month you best be ready

by ASSINBUMBUM November 5, 2019

Monthiversery

An aniversery for people who are still under one year.

Today is me and my girlfriends fifth Monthiversery.

by David Hatch November 27, 2007

Moath

a gay person

look at that dude sucking dick he must be a moath

by Duomham March 13, 2021

Moath

An amazing guy that well turn into a bitch and completly ignore you after you guys become "best friends".

Dude #1: Did you hear Moath totally ditched that girl hes such a bitch
Dude #2: Yea he totally is

by 6389243546392378254378294738 October 11, 2017

Black history month

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That cracker is not going to fuck with those guys on black history month, he's going to keep walking. Besides, he knows their tricks.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

truck month

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Dumb hick: Yee-haw, I'm gon buy me a Ford F150 cause the picture box says it's truck month!

by Boozyman October 25, 2018