Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”

by TigerWoods June 1, 2020

Mexican Names

Juan, Jose, Carlos, Luis, Jesus, Manuel, Antonio, Francisco, Alejandro, Fernando. There are very Common In Mexico.

Mexican Names are the Best

by chrytrnefvf January 4, 2021

Mexican Six Pack

A shrink wrapped package consisting of three 24oz beers, usually cheap domestic beers sold at discount prices. Vendors include but are not limited to, convenience stores, gas stations, and truck stops.

“What a shitty day at work dude. Wanna stop by the gas station and get a Mexican six pack?”

by Kutzo January 14, 2021

mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

mexicanobanai

They're smart, cool and so good to have around!
They're one of the funniest people you will ever meet and they never miss with their opinions

Dude, did you saw mexicanobanai's new coloring? It's so pretty!

by starzuko February 15, 2022

Mexican Cookie

A chocolate chip with salsa on it. - Brenda Schaub 2022

I thought a Mexican cookie was chocolate chip with salsa on it

by Spud Davidson June 23, 2022

Mexican Carwash

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023