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mexican language 

It is the language spoken by the Mexican people. Also, incorrecltly referred to as Spanish.
I was on vacation and I couldn't understand what they were saying. I wish they would speak Spanish, I can't understand the Mexican language.

Mexican Gunfight 

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

Alternative use:

If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!
“I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”

Mexican Manhole 

The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .
“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole

Mexican Milkshake 

Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it
Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake

mexican volleyball 

Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.
-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.

Mexican National Anthem 

Also known as "Himno Nacional", the Mexican Anthem was written by Francisco González Bocanegra and composed by Jaime Nunó.
It was officially declared Mexico's National anthem in 1943.
Its also called "Mexicanos, al grito de guerra", Spanish for "Mexicans, at the cry of war".
Despite me not being Mexican, I love the Mexican National Anthem!