free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s

Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!

by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021

masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,

oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation

by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

disagreement masturbation

The act of listening and/or watching news media and opinions you disagree with to enjoy the fact that you disagree with it.

Sarah the atheist liberal enjoys listening to fundamentalist conservative Christian radio stations because she likes disagreement masturbation.

by qwartwater February 1, 2024

ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.

Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

masturbate

jerk off

I would masturbate all night

by qqqqqqqqrrrrrrrr November 14, 2021