Claudia Maibor

The human personification of pure beauty

Dude, your girlfriend looked so Claudia Maibor in that dress

by JustAnotherAnnoyingFreshman123 September 19, 2020

Cho Maico

Slang ingendro called MigueMigue uses to call upon his dear friend.

Cho maico, get me a coffee

by yomumm_ October 7, 2020

Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.

Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!

by Slick silly October 14, 2020

Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

brick mail

Brick mail is any letter or note attached to a brick, stone or heavy object and delivered by throwing through the window of or at recipient's home, business, car, etc.

Guy 1: I know they got my party invitation. I brick mailed it to them.
Guy 2: What's brick mail?
Guy 1: Brick mail is where I throw a brick with a note attached through their front window.

I know you got my message. I sent via brick mail, cider block class.

by LSam December 24, 2020

Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox

That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere

by Smurf delights March 13, 2021