An affliction, predominantly afflicting first-time mothers, which causes them to speak incessantly about a child. The condition will often inspires a comparison to a super hero or celebrity. The condition often becomes apparent during unrelated conversations with outside parties. This will often result in nausea and/or drowsiness; it is best for listeners to excuse themselves from the immediate area.
Chelsea was overwhelmed by the need to gush about her newborn to anyone within earshot; unfortunately, her strong case of Motheria caused everyone she came into contact with to quickly flee.
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Look at the nice Mother Wob pushing her child Matchew in the stroller. What a fantastic Mother Wob she is, this will really benefit her children in the long run.
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An occurence in which a mother calls upon her child (or children) for a seemingly unimportant task or advice for something that is common knowledge amoug most people during a time in which said child is actually in the middle of something vitally importance.
An occurence in which a mother calls upon her child (or children) for a seemingly unimportant task or advice for something that is common knowledge amoug most people during a time in which said child is actually in the middle of something vitally importance.
*ring ring*
Child: Hello? Mom?
Mother: Hi sweetie, which remote do I use to get Netflix?
Child: Um, which TV are you watching?
Mother: The big one.
Child: Mom, both TV's are big. Are you using the Plasma or OLED?
Mom: What?
Child: I'm at work right now. Can this wait until I come over tonight?
Mom: Well, my friend called, you know Marcie, her son's going to medical school? Anyway, she said that there was an episode of the Great British Baking Show with a recipe for Danish Almond Delights that I should try making. I was thinking of making them for the upcoming bake sale at the church and...
Child: Not another mothermergency!!*bangs head on desk*
Child: Hello? Mom?
Mother: Hi sweetie, which remote do I use to get Netflix?
Child: Um, which TV are you watching?
Mother: The big one.
Child: Mom, both TV's are big. Are you using the Plasma or OLED?
Mom: What?
Child: I'm at work right now. Can this wait until I come over tonight?
Mom: Well, my friend called, you know Marcie, her son's going to medical school? Anyway, she said that there was an episode of the Great British Baking Show with a recipe for Danish Almond Delights that I should try making. I was thinking of making them for the upcoming bake sale at the church and...
Child: Not another mothermergency!!*bangs head on desk*
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