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MILF

person 1: hey look a frog!
person 2: MILF!!
by ndfndkjsnfskdjb April 1, 2025
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Disco milf

An effeminate gay man that gives off milf vibes.
"That Disco Milf is so hot!:
by The old gay April 11, 2024
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Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.
Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.
by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024
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Milf Dud

Her mom is smoking hot but she is a Milf Dud.
by It’s.just.TDB April 19, 2024
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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Sugar MILF

A wealthy YOUNGER woman that is at least 18+ years old who spends freely on a OLDER person, generally a WOMAN, in return for companionship or sexual intimacy often found in polly bi or lesbian relationships.
My Sugar MILf took me out to dinner and bought me some new Nike slides than we went back to her house and i had a threesome with her and her boyfriend before me and her and him went to sleep.
by Nikkiness Zerbonia February 17, 2024
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Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.
Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024
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