MILF

man id like to fuck

chief keef, greatest musical artist of all time, biggest schlong ever imagined

nah chief keef the only milf

by Colorblindsquid November 13, 2022

milf

man i love frogs

idk milf, i REALLY love frogs

by 1dloser February 20, 2021

MILF

Puebla

You See That Hot MILF Over There? Her Name Has To Be Puebla.

by Notaaron24 January 24, 2022

Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die

I need to scoop some Milf soup

by Milf Soup September 7, 2016

chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022

comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.

Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield

by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023

milf

A fucking sexy woman with kids

She was a damn milf.

by css guides May 27, 2021