Getting Super Mario Bro’ed is where during intercourse, the male participant lies flat holding his penis up. The female participant then jumps up in the air and lands directly on his penis. *this act can be extremely dangerous* It’s called “Getting Super Mario Bro’ed” because to kill a Goomba, Mario must jump and land on said Goomba. Some also might say a Goomba slightly resembles the tip of a penis.
Bro she Super Mario Bro’ed me last night! I didn’t know she was freaky like that
I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong
I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong
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Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted
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gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.
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The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He will treat you like a princess! And he is amazing in every way! He will always offer things even if you tell him not to. He makes an amazing boyfriend and any girl is lucky to have him. You will never want to lose him because you'll fall so deeply in love that you will never want to part ways! He is hot, sexy, cute, sweet, loyal, honest, awesome, STRONG, funny, and has a great personality! Everyone and anyone will fall for him! He is definately the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and i can't wait for us to live happily ever after :)
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He will treat you like a princess! And he is amazing in every way! He will always offer things even if you tell him not to. He makes an amazing boyfriend and any girl is lucky to have him. You will never want to lose him because you'll fall so deeply in love that you will never want to part ways! He is hot, sexy, cute, sweet, loyal, honest, awesome, STRONG, funny, and has a great personality! Everyone and anyone will fall for him! He is definately the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and i can't wait for us to live happily ever after :)
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