lunchable

(noun) a person with whom one takes a nooner

Tom is meeting his lunchable in an empty conference room at 11:30.

by phigusta December 18, 2012

Dirty Lunchbox

The dirty lunchbox is an act in which one participates in the lunging of large fruit such as whole pineapples, pumpkins, or watermelons and jamming them with much force and stamina into ones partners anal hole. Once you have jammed the fruit as far as you could into the anal hole you leave it in there and have sex with the girl. Once she can no longer take it you take you dick from the vagina and insert in in the asshole and drop your load on the fruit. You are left with a bloody, cummy mess you unback your lunch and feed it to the girl. Once she has finished it all you smack her across the face and you say you forgot to pray before eating your lunch and she must now receive dirty communion.

Your mother forgot to pack a lunch today for work, don't worry I was nice enough to give her a dirty lunchbox, trust me I don't think she be wanting to eat for a while.

by Monique8189 December 15, 2009

Silent Lunch

When you eat out a chic's pussy and she's completely emotionless.

Man 1: "How's your relationship?"
Man 2: "Ah man, I've only been delivering some bomb, silent lunch."

by Steamy Memie Zucchini December 28, 2016

Hot Lunch

The act of placing cellophane over your partner's mouth, then deficating on the celophane. Your partner then takes your feces into his/her mouth and tongues it through the celophane.

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

Lunch Whore

People who go to lunch with a certain group of people on one day of the week, but cheat on them by going out to lunch with another group of people.

"Hey Kelly, do you want to go to lunch every Tuesday?"

"Sure, you are the only one I like going to lunch with."

(You later find out Kelly goes to lunch with another group of people on Monday, making that person a lunch whore."

by Biz-Ass September 16, 2009

Burmese Lunch

The massively reduced stature of ones penis after excessive cocaine usage.

Look at his "Burmese Lunch" he must have done at least a gram.

by timmy jenkins October 11, 2007

Lunch Posse

The coolest group of people on earth!

The Lunch Posse dominates the social classes.

by Lunch Posse February 26, 2003