lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 04, 2020

Lunch Punch

To get laid on your lunch break.

To beat up pussy at lunch time.

Uh-oh, it's noon, time to accomplish a little Lunch Punchin.

by Rocco the other white meat. March 22, 2010

Whats for lunch

When you are trying to be slick about being a evil misogynist and you hate black woman

whats for lunch (around beautiful queens)

by Jonnydepo2233 February 21, 2025

catholic lunch

The sort of thing you'd see a priest feeding a young catholic child. It is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. It tastes like salt and shame.

Brian: "Ramen doesn't really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame."
Jim: "Sounds more like a catholic lunch to me."

by Jay Jay Jetplane February 18, 2014

especially lunch

Once a week, rather than getting the regular lunch there is a Friday… where any take away is a possibility, especially McDonald’s.

Hey X, I’m assuming Maccy Ds for ESPECIALLY LUNCH

by GLIZZY GOBBLE GOBBLE August 04, 2023

Sit down lunch

A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.

Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.

by Smitty$ January 15, 2021

Lunched

When a lunch date, acquaintance, or co-worker brings or orders a lunch that is judged to be of vastly different quality than ones own.

That pizza looked way better than my sandwich I got lunched.

by Punchking207 January 03, 2018