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An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.
Jordan Uglyness
by cidzz February 19, 2023
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Jordan is the most loving sweet boy in the world. He'll make you so happy whenever you see him, text him, or anything. you will miss him everyday and you'll wish you could just live with him. He is kinda shy at first but once you get to know him he is all over you. He is the hottest man in the planet. He has a very big dick, fluffy brown hair, he is tall asf and towers over you. He is very clumsy and always ends up doing something very stupid. He sucks at replying to you he will leave you on delivered for at least 16hrs but its worth it when you see his name pop up on your phone. He makes you smile like no one else can. I LOVE JORDAN SO MUCH he has no idea. you'll love it that you can talk to him whenever your sad or happy no matter my mood he's always there for you. you will really hope you'll last forever and ever. His lips are so soft and his hand are perfect. He LOVES physical touch if your in bed with him he will never not be touching you. you'll miss him everyday. He is perfect.
by v10l3t mxi February 22, 2023
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Mama there go that man jordan
by D1CK J0HNSON February 28, 2023
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Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.
#1: “I love you Jordan.”
#2: “I love you too.”
by someone_who_loves_someone April 16, 2023
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A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes
Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.
by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023
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Some creamy loser who is reading gay shit on my couch bitch ass hoe nigga
Jordan is sucking my big godly wiener
by Jaysoniscool69420 April 17, 2023
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by takemeback123 April 21, 2023
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