January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

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January 14th

National cuddle your partner all day 💕

On January 14th no matter what you have to cuddle your partner. Make them feel loved and happy 🤗 maybe tease them a bit of you'd like 😉 but make sure you cuddle them all day 🤗 I'm sure they deserve it 💕

by 🦕💕Leo the weird dino💕🦕 January 14, 2022

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8th January

The day I asked out my boyfriend.
8th of January 2020. The love of my life forever and always.

You sound go ask your crush out

Go ask them out its 8th january

by A 812020 February 15, 2022

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January 16

January 16th is the day you meet the most amazing person in the world! Be thankful you met them :).

Person 1: Hey it's January 16th! I met you on this day!

Person 2: Yeah that's right! I'm awesome!

by ifurmom:) November 6, 2021

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Jealous January

also known as JJ
this is the month where every couple cheats

person 1: "bro go cheat on your girlfriend with that girl over there"
person 2: "no, i'm loyal"
person 1: "bro its jealous january, you're allowed!"
person 2: "oh yeah i forgot"

by imBDS December 20, 2019

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